Dez Bryant was right to refuse Roy Williams’s equipment and rookie hazing.
Dez Bryant Belies His Reputation
Dez Bryant was right.
The Dallas Cowboys wide receiver has been much maligned for being cocky and immature by not agreeing to carry Roy Williams’s bags–a typical NFL rookie hazing stunt–but it was time for someone to take a stand against [...]

Hooked up with my friend, Murray Dunnosquattis–cousin of famous seer and soothsayer, Michel Nostradamus–over cocktails at Timmy Nolan’s, to record his divinations on the upcoming NFL season.
When I arrived, MD was pretty much shit-faced and cupping the rosy cheeks of a hot waitress, looking her straight in the eye: “You will have a birthday [...]