Tiger Woods Hate Mail – PGA Golf
Friday, February 26, 2010 22:24
The hate mail for Tiger Woods continues to flow.
Screw You, Tiger!
Hate Mail From Those Not Ready to Forgive & Forget
Are we really getting ready to let Tiger of the hook? After one scripted press conference, ESPN practically tripped all over itself saying that Tiger has taken the right steps to be restored in the hearts and minds of the American Public.
But what about those who are not so willing to forgive and forget? Most of them are too polite to rip Tiger a new one, too proud to sound off in public, or legally bound to keep their mouths shut.
What if they could tell Tiger how they really felt? What if they could write Tiger a letter, giving him a piece of their minds? And what if we could get a hold of those letters and share them with our readers.
Here’s just a sample of how those letters might read…
From Phil Mickelson – San Diego, CA
Screw You, Tiger!
Playing second-fiddle to you for the last decade is now officially “humiliating.” As I watched you rack up hundreds of millions of dollars in winnings and endorsements, I knew that, in any other era, I would’ve been celebrated as the best golfer in the game.
And while you were busy building up your phony “family man” image, I was actually living it, taking time away from the tour to look after my cancer-stricken wife.
I’m now going to rededicate myself to preventing you from breaking Jack Nicklaus’ vaunted record.
The sport deserves better than you.
From The Golf Writers of America
Screw You, Tiger!
We spent the last decade building you up to be an American icon. Though we endured your immature sense of humor, your penchant for swearing and your bratty vindictiveness, we instead wrote about your skill, your competitive spirit and your devotion to family life.
Maybe a few of us even caught wind of your extramarital affairs but chose to look the other way. Thanks in no small part to us, you’re now a billionaire.
And how do you repay us? By shafting us at your press conference. Next time you’ve got one of those planned, why not just invite TMZ.com and the National Enquirer?
Oh wait, you’ve already given them enough front-page material to last a lifetime.
From Apolo Ohno – Vancouver
Screw You, Tiger!
When you were sniveling through your script and saying absolutely nothing at your tearful press conference, did you notice that a little thing called the “Winter Olympics” was going on?!
Some of us have spent the bulk of our lives perfecting our skills while, at the same time, managing to NOT cheat on our girlfriends or wives.
If you haven’t noticed these athletes, perhaps you’ll recognize them for their love of sport, their pursuit of ultimate personal achievement and their spirit of international competition.
Or maybe not… you seem to be too busy stealing headlines, filling tabloids and wrecking people’s lives.
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